dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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