it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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