You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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