Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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