we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
is wine microwaveable?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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