Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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