are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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