This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
