we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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