I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He shit in the fireplace
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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