Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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