Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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