I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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