Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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