OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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