In the future we'll all be gay
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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