How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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