3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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