The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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