How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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