In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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