...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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