STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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