Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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