I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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