Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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