What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
His nipple licking is glorious
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