drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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