sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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