She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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