Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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