I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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