I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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