I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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