So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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