I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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