so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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