i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
