Don't you send me to vm
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
