Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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