How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
operation have a gay friend backfired
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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