hotel room ftw
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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