It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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