walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i drank out of a bidet.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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