what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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