quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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