I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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