I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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