Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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