Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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