Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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